According to Steve, I'm a Dartford lad, Uncles if you have a Scottish name and are a Conservative you shouldn't be standing as a candidate in Kent. You are a Scottish Conservative!
Uncles has also had a go at one of the Independent candidates for hailing from Liverpool. Pity he cannot spell her first name correctly and what is a 'Scoucer'?
Needless to say, she has not been selected by the Liberal Democrats.