A lady of more mature years enjoyed sunbathing naked in her garden. Her neighbour, a bachelor in his sixties, took exception to this and contacted by telephone his local councillor. Could the Council do anything? The councillor decided he wished to gaze upon the naked lady (for evidence purposes, of course) and hot-footed round to his constituent.
Search as he did the councillor could not see the naked lady. He turned to his constituent and asked why he had telephoned him and wasted the councillor's time. 'But I haven't' came the reply. 'Climb on that chair, lean over the fence and crane your neck to the left.'
KENT COMMUNITY ACTIVIST: acerbic, carping, caustic, curmudgeonly,critical, cynical, grumpy, moaning, sardonic and plain speaking.
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