Sunday, 1 January 2017

Smashing New Year

No sooner had the fireworks stopped than there was a bang, a whooshing sound followed by a skidding sound and finally a metallic clunk, all accompanied by a police siren. A car, driven presumably by an idiot, had hit a wall, careered down the road, over the green and into the side of a car.

Cue for one of the people in the car to leg it up the road at some speed before vaulting over the six foot wall into the pub garden!

Six police cars and vans arrived and the occupants began a search of the pub garden, but to no avail.

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